Clinton: “Yo W, I bet you picked out Dad’s socks”.
W: “Really Bill? What you been not inhaling this time?”
Bush Sr: “I smell peanuts.”
Carter: “If that chair rolls over my foot I’m blaming Israel.”
Obama: “Yeah W, right there. That’s the spot.”
Clinton: “I dare you to push him George.”
Carter: “I know I am supposed to be a humanitarian, but I really want to tip over this chair.”
W: ” I just realized we’re standing in order.”
Obama: “Hope I’m back in time to watch Dr. Oz.”
Bush Sr.: “I wonder how many people will realize I wore these socks as a joke.”
Clinton: “For the record W, I thought Condoleeza was smoking.”
W: “I’m telling everyone I read all the books in here.”
Carter: ” Why am I here again? Oh yeah, I was a president too. Almost forgot.”
Obama: “I’m the only one here with a real job.”
David Groen is the author of “Jew Face: A story of love and heroism in Nazi-occupied Holland”. Click here to learn more.